AAP Dekh Rahe Hai "Star Plus ! "

General Jokes

Santa & Mona

Aap Dekh Rahe Star Plus

Santa:sochne vali baat h

Mona: kya?

Santa: Yehi ki star tv valo ko kaise pata chal jata h

Mona: lekin kya??

Santa: Yehi ki aap dekh rahe h.
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"STAR PLUS"



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General Jokes

General Jokes

Santa Special

Funny

Santa: 

Mai Jab Baat Karta Hu To Mujhe Sirf Awaz Sunaai Deti Hai
Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Doctor : Aaisa Kab Hota H?

Santa: Phone Karte Waqt.

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Santa Banta 140Characters

Santa Banta 140 Characters sms:



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Santa: tumhe pata hai mere papa ek ungli se
8 logo ko utha sakte hai!

Banta: Wow! Wo kaise?

Santa: Kyoki mere papa lift operator hai
njoy ;P

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Santa: Papa Bachha zyada Inteligent hota he ya baap?
Fathr: Baap
S: Papa,Phone Kisne Banya?
Fathr: Graham Bell ne
S: Uske baap ne Q nai banaya?