Santa Banta 140Characters

Santa Banta 140 Characters sms:



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Santa: tumhe pata hai mere papa ek ungli se
8 logo ko utha sakte hai!

Banta: Wow! Wo kaise?

Santa: Kyoki mere papa lift operator hai
njoy ;P

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Santa: Papa Bachha zyada Inteligent hota he ya baap?
Fathr: Baap
S: Papa,Phone Kisne Banya?
Fathr: Graham Bell ne
S: Uske baap ne Q nai banaya?

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Santa : tuition master ka msg aaya hai ki Kal extraclass
hai,ab Kya kare ?

Banta :"message sending failed" likh k Send kar de.

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Hot Santa:

Santa omelet bana raha tha,
usne anda toda to anda khali nikla.
Snta hairan hokar bola ghor
kalyug ab murgiya bhi AborT!0N krwane lagi he.
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Santa ne BUS ME 2TICKET Li

Conductor-2 Q?

Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI.

Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO.

SAnta-TO "PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGii.
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SANTA recharge karwane gya..

Shopkeepar:kitne ka?

santa:
10 ka kardo.shopkeepar:7 ka talktime milega
Santa:
koi baat nhi,
3 ki namkeen de do!
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Banta: Oye,
tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha,
kya hua?

Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga,


aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

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Santa bhaagte bhaagte ruk gaya ...
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why ??
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Thak gaya tha.
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Insaan hai woh bhi

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Tum log bhi na ...jaan Le lo Santa ki


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