HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 3

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 3





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non VEG

noN VEG

nON VEG

NON VEG

NON VEg

NON Veg

NON veg

NOn veg

Non veg

non veg



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Muskura do yaar

non veg

message hai



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Girl:Ary itna bada Muh me kise dalungi

Boy:Jldi muh khlo

G: Oop are kapdy giley ho ga ye

B: Aur logi

G: Na baba Tum hi Khao Golgappe !


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Duniya mein sabse himmat wala kaun

Dhobi:kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar ja kar bol sakta h
saheb bibiji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abi ata

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Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha nahi chahiye

Dr: Ye Cndum le lo

Woman: Ye pani ke sath lu ya dudh ke saath

Dr: Kele ke sath!!

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Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai

Jab kisi ladki ka r ape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai


"Hey Bhagwan yeh tune kya kiya"





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Wives r incoming calls

Lovers r outgoing calls

Aunties r Toll-free calls

Callgrls r Roaming calls

Neighbr grls r Missed Calls.


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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 anther
I slept wid ur mom last nite
D whole bar ws waiting 4 othr Guys response

He laughs & says Lets go dad u drunk


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Pahle Raat Ko Kamre K Ander Jate Hi DULHAN
Apna BL0USE Aur BR@ Kholne Lagi

Dulha:Ye Kya Kr Rhi Ho
DULHAN:Maa Ne Kha Tha Jate Hi DHudh pilan


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A man carrying 3 babies
The lady sitting next asks:
r they ur babies ??


Man:No,I work in a c_NdUm factory and these are customer complaint

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Pintu Teacher k bade bubs dekh k puchha

Isme kitna calcium hai?

T: beta isme itna calcium h ki bina haddi ki chiz b kadak ho jati hai.

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What will Two G_a_y Men Tell Each Other When They See A Very Beautiful & Pretty Girl?


YAAR LADKI AISI HAI TO "ISKA BHAI Kaisa HOga"

hahah


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4Dogs Fcking Bi_tch Hard
1Aunty Crying Aftr Seeing This

Boy-Kya Hua

Anty-Kuch Nahi Jawani Yaad Aagai


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