Daily Updated SMS

Random SMS Collection / Daily Updated SMS posted Here

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Santa Banta:


Banta K Ghar Santa Apne 16Baccho or Bv K Sath Lunch P Gya

Banta Ne Itni Badi Family Dekh K Gusse Me Kaha

"Lajja Nhi Aai"

S: Nhi Uske Exam H

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Hot SMS:

Namskar
main
"Kon Banegi Garbhvati"
se bol rahahu
Mere sath HOT BED pe hai apki GF
Agli Aawaaz apki
GF ki
Aah
Uhh
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uii
ohhh
Uuhh
Aahhaaa

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4 ghante gf ka wait krne k bad ladke ne arz kia
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imtehaan ho gayii intezaar ki.
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maa ki aaaankhh
aise pyaar ki !!
HOT SMS:
===========================================Snta Ko 1 Chirag Mila,Ragda To Jin Nikla
Jin=Hukum Mere Aka
Snta=Kuch Esa Kr Mera Loda Zmin Pe Lg Jye
Jinne Uski Dono Tange Kat Di

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Aisi Konsi Website Hai Jisse Boys n Girls chhup Chhup k Dekhte He?
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www.result.com

apni soch badlo besharmo
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Hahah Njoy

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Boy:-Sweetie,Lets play a game...

Girl:-What game?

Boy:-Anything but not hide n seek

Girl:-Why?
Boy:-Bcoz a girl like you is impossible to find

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Mountain dew peekar dur hua fear

Wah Wah

Mountain dew peekar dur hua fear

Externals are near nd basic concepts r still not clear
;-)

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Do Good To All Without Any Expectation
Bcoz Fragrance Always Clings To The Hand
Of Those Whos Distribute Flowers

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Always remember

When SHE cancels a date it is because she "HAS TO"
and

when HE cancels a date
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it is because he "HAS TWO"

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When U Start Ur Day

Keep 3 Words In Ur Pocket:

TRY-TRUE-TRUST

TRY-for Better Future

TRUE-With Ur Work

TRUST-In Ur GOD

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You Learn To Like Someone When You
Find Out What Makes Them Laugh,
But You Can Never Truly Love Someone Until
You Find Out What Makes Them Cry

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santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya. Sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila

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Aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya

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Do You Know
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"Do You Know" Is one of Favaourite Song Sung by Enrique

Hahahaha
;)

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A special smile a special face
A special someone i cant replace
i luv u i always will
u ve filled a space no one can fill!

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Love is like a golden chain that
linkS our hearts together
&
if you ever break that chain you'll break my heart for ever!

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PATNI:
Tumhari Himmat KaiSe Hui
PaDoS Wali K Sath Picture Dekne Ki

PATI:
Pagli Aajkal Biwi Bachon K Sath
Dekhne Layak Film Banti Hi Kaha H