HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 4

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 4

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Nurse-Mubarak Ho Aap k Ghar Beta Paida Hua He.

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Sardar-o terii.. Kya Technology He Biwi Hospital Me He Aur Bachcha Mere Ghar Paida huwa He.

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Man2 RA.ND-Kya baat hai CH-UT pe 1 b BAAL Nahi hai?

R-MAA K LO-UDE, Tu 1000 Kharch Karke Yaha Mujhe CHO-DNE Aaya hai Ya CH-UT pe KANGI Karne

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Kele wala: Kele Lelo

Lady: are bhaiya kele to pilpile hai, kadak or lambe do

Kele wala: Are Madam,kabhi to khane k liye le liya karo !

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Class me bacha-Madam mera shoe tight krdo

Mam-Nhi Haramkor tu fir mere buObs dekega?

B-No Madam abki bar to clas walo ko apkiGAnNd dikani H

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Son:Papa mummy k 2 & Cow ke 4kyu?

Papa:Mdrchhod kaha s sikh k aya

Beta:Mai to legs k bat kr rhahu apko to din rat sirf Buobs hi dikhti h

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MALLIKA B_R@@@_

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B000oooBS kaise dalti hai?

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Bas Aise hi

Da_ba_D_a_ba k..

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Wt is d differnce Betwn Own Wife& Othrs Wife?

Own Wife is CHOCLATE Can Eat AnyTym

Bt Othrs Wife is ICECREAM Shud Eat Immediately..

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PEN-IS At Diff. Ages

>15-18 Pehla Nasha

>18-3O Dhoom Machale

>3O-4O Kabi Khusi Kabi Gam

>41-55 Kal Ho Na Ho

>6O Papu cant Dance Sala

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Husband apni biwi ki C_H_u_T k andar 1_ungli dalta h

Biwi sharmatay hue: 1_aur_ungli dalo na plz

Husband: Kyu siti bajani hai

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How to tel Ur GF

if U wants to go to URINE during Dinner

Darling

I hv to Shake Hand with a Close Frnd wit whom

I wil introduce U Later..

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GARIB WIFE: Sunoji WHI_SPER lena hai

HUSBAND: Bhukh mitane k liye to roti nahi,

aur tujhe CH_u_T sukhane k liye DOUBLE ROTI chahiye

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SANTA: Abe Lwde, Aaj Half-Chaddi Q pehni

BANTA: Saturday Half day

So, Half Chaddi

SANTA: Sale Sunday ko tere Ghar kabhi nai Aaunga aajse

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Law of Reverse Dynamics:

When a Man becomes Rich

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He Becomes Naughty &

When a Woman Becomes Naughty

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She Becomes Rich