HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 2

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 2

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Gabbar: Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur

Thakur: Lele =B=h=e=n=c=h=0=d=

lekin

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subah 8 baje meri =g= A=n=d= dh0ne aa jaana

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Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS

to majanu ne khai MINTOFRESH

Jab majnuko karana ho IMPRESS to

laila ko utarna hoga pura DRESS

bole to ekdam FRSH

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Agar Gandhiji ke samay me =A=I=D=S= hota to kya hota?

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Toh chautha(4th) bandar under wear ke saamne haath karke khada hota.

Njoy

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Teacher gave a sentence to Pappu 4translation

Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi

Pappu:

Due to happiness his chest turned into breasst

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Doctor advice a patient:

Dabaa ke d udh piyo

Patient: Doctor sb, d udh tu main khoob peeta hoon per woh dabaanay nahii dayti!

Njoy ;)

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Child:papa aunty ka pet kyu phula h?

Father:tuje sub pata h

C:nahi pata promise

F:in k pet main pani bhara h

C:Oh no Bacha Toh Dub gaya

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Complete the sentence:

____LAND____ BHAARI CH00T

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tumhari soch gundi hai

Ans: BSNL LANDLINE PAR BHAARI Chx00T

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Boy breaks up with his GF & pushes hr down

from24th floor

Amazingly she survives

How??

A: New WHISPER with wings

Never let u down

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Husband touched b ubs & sung:

Piyo glass full d udh

wonderful d udh

Immediately wife touched

his pen is n said:

Thanda

matlab CHota Coke

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Girl ki TShirt per bani Cat ko ldka ghurney laga

G:Kabhi Cat nahi dekhi kya

Boy: Dekha h par D00dh ki rakh wali karte nahi dekha.

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Worlds smallest resignation letter?

Dear Sir,

maa chuuuuda,

lxnd khxuja,

Ab tu hi11a

main chala

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3 Facts of Life

1) Garib aur Bxubs hamesha dbte h

2) Musibat aur Lxnd kabhi bhi khade ho jate h

3) Kismat aur Brxa kabhi bhi khul jate h