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Gabbar: Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur
Thakur: Lele =B=h=e=n=c=h=0=d=
lekin
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subah 8 baje meri =g= A=n=d= dh0ne aa jaana
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Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS
to majanu ne khai MINTOFRESH
Jab majnuko karana ho IMPRESS to
laila ko utarna hoga pura DRESS
bole to ekdam FRSH
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Agar Gandhiji ke samay me =A=I=D=S= hota to kya hota?
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Toh chautha(4th) bandar under wear ke saamne haath karke khada hota.
Njoy
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Teacher gave a sentence to Pappu 4translation
Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi
Pappu:
Due to happiness his chest turned into breasst
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Doctor advice a patient:
Dabaa ke d udh piyo
Patient: Doctor sb, d udh tu main khoob peeta hoon per woh dabaanay nahii dayti!
Njoy ;)
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Child:papa aunty ka pet kyu phula h?
Father:tuje sub pata h
C:nahi pata promise
F:in k pet main pani bhara h
C:Oh no Bacha Toh Dub gaya
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Complete the sentence:
____LAND____ BHAARI CH00T
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tumhari soch gundi hai
Ans: BSNL LANDLINE PAR BHAARI Chx00T
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Boy breaks up with his GF & pushes hr down
from24th floor
Amazingly she survives
How??
A: New WHISPER with wings
Never let u down
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Husband touched b ubs & sung:
Piyo glass full d udh
wonderful d udh
Immediately wife touched
his pen is n said:
Thanda
matlab CHota Coke
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Girl ki TShirt per bani Cat ko ldka ghurney laga
G:Kabhi Cat nahi dekhi kya
Boy: Dekha h par D00dh ki rakh wali karte nahi dekha.
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Worlds smallest resignation letter?
Dear Sir,
maa chuuuuda,
lxnd khxuja,
Ab tu hi11a
main chala
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3 Facts of Life
1) Garib aur Bxubs hamesha dbte h
2) Musibat aur Lxnd kabhi bhi khade ho jate h
3) Kismat aur Brxa kabhi bhi khul jate h
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