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Santa & Mona

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Santa:sochne vali baat h

Mona: kya?

Santa: Yehi ki star tv valo ko kaise pata chal jata h

Mona: lekin kya??

Santa: Yehi ki aap dekh rahe h.
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General Jokes

General Jokes

Santa Special

Funny

Santa: 

Mai Jab Baat Karta Hu To Mujhe Sirf Awaz Sunaai Deti Hai
Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Doctor : Aaisa Kab Hota H?

Santa: Phone Karte Waqt.

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Santa Banta 140Characters

Santa Banta 140 Characters sms:



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Santa: tumhe pata hai mere papa ek ungli se
8 logo ko utha sakte hai!

Banta: Wow! Wo kaise?

Santa: Kyoki mere papa lift operator hai
njoy ;P

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Santa: Papa Bachha zyada Inteligent hota he ya baap?
Fathr: Baap
S: Papa,Phone Kisne Banya?
Fathr: Graham Bell ne
S: Uske baap ne Q nai banaya?

Dard Shayari collection 3 Hindi SMS

Dard Shayari collection 3 Hindi SMS





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Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na,

Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na,

Poora Ho tera Har Khwab,

Aur Jo Poora na Ho Woh Khwab Kabhi Aaye Na…

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Na misaal milegi tere husn ki iss kaynaat main,

tu itni kasis bhari khoobsurti kahain se layi hai,

labo hain maykhane aur ankhain chalakte pamane,

aye khuda jaane aaj kis kis ki shamat aye hai.

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Aaj phir uski yaad ne rula diya,

kesha hain ye chera jisne ye sila diya,

do lafj likhne ka salika na tha,

uske pyar ne mujhe shayar bana diya.

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Ansoo to ek bahana hai , dard ko dikhane ka,

jindagi to ek fasana hai, khud ko samjane ka,

khusi to ek tarana hai, har pal ko gane ka,

hoth to ek khajana hai, harwaqt muskurane ka,

jindagi ho gai hai las, na kasoor hai jamane ka….

Dard Shayari collection 2 Hindi SMS

Dard Shayari collection 2 Hindi SMS

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Woh mil jaate hain humein ek kahani bankar..

Dil mein bas jaate hain ek nishaani bankar..

Jinhen hum rakhte hain apni aankhon mein…

Kyun nikal jaate hain in aankhon se woh pani bankar

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Pal beet jaega waqt gujar jayega

bus yaadon bhara ye safar reh jayega

na woh log honge na unkibaatein

yaad kerne ko buswoh lamha reh jayega

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Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart

know why?

guess wht it is

simply bcoz a sweet person like you,

is always close to my heart and far from my eyes

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Koi hasae to has lete hai

dil me dard ho to ro lete hai

nind waise bhi kam aati hai

par sapno me tum aaoge

yeh soch ke so lete hai

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Raat hogi to chand dikhai dega

khwabon me tumhe woh chehrea dikhai dega

mohabbat kabhi zara soch ke kerna

ek aansu bhi girega toh woh bhi sunai dega

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Rakhi SMS Raksha Bandhan sms

Rakhi SMS||Raksha Bandhan sms collection

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Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha,
Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha,
Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do,
Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo,
Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Sister is someone who is caring and sharing.
Sister can understand things you never said.
She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone.
I love my sister.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world -badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Near or far wherever u r,
My best wishes r with U,
Tum jiyo hazaron saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish dil se!

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon,
that look down upon your brothers and sisters,
and which they see as they look up to them,
though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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To the outside world, we all grow old.
But not to brothers and sisters.
We know each other as we always were.
We know each other"s hearts.
We share private family jokes.
We remember family feuds and secrets,
family griefs and joys.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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BHAGWAN KARE JIVAN ME
APKO KHUSHIYA HAZAAR MILE,
MUJHSE BHI ACHHA YAAR MILE,
APKI GIRLFRIEND APKI RAKHI BANDHE,
AUR APKO EK AUR BAHAN KA PYAR MILE.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Har ladki ko aapka inteezar hai
Har ladki aapke liye bekaraar hai
Har ladki ko aapki aarjoo hai
Yeh aapka koi kamaal nahi
Kuch din baad 'Rakhi' ka tyohar hai!

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi, hansati thi
Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
Per aaj pata chala ki
vah mujhe rakhi bandhana chahati thi.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,
Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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HOLI IS COLORFUL,
DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL,
RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa
rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen.
To turant wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai.
Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai…
Janhit mai jaari!!!

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
Sama Tah Suhana Suhag Raat Ka Tha
Bahana Dulha Mood Me Tha
K Dulhan Se Sune Koi Gana
Dulhan Ne Shuru Kiya Gana
??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Bhaiya Mere Rakhi K Bandhan Ko Nibhana

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Har Ilzam Ka Haqdar Vo Hame Bana Jati Hai
Har Khata Ki Saza Vo Hume Bata Jaati Hai
Hum Har Baar Khamosh Rah Jate Hai Kyonki Who
Har Baar Raksha Bandhan Ka Darr Dikha Jaati Hai

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Holi Karati Tan Ki Safai
Diwali karati Dhan Ki Safai
Rakhi Karati Man Ki Safai
Aur Patni Karati Man Ki Safai

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Cute Hindi SMS

Cute Hindi SMS
Is Naye Saal mai
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar…
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Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
na karenge kisi se vaada,
par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti
ka vaada
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Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai
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Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho me nami si thi,
saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi
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Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye,
kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye,
gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe,
kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye
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Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho
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Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths – asambhav,
maths – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
st semester – kuch to hai,
nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
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Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,
hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain,
humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho
se chalakte hain
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School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
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Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake
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Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,
dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,
ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,
mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti
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Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,
bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti,
thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho
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Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he,
koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai,
maza to sath tab aye yaro,
jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai
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Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing
them bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a
sweet rsponsibility
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If love is sweet why does it hurt,
if love is deep why does it burn,
if love is warm why do we shiver,
if love is tender why do we cry,
if love is forever why do we die
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God picked up a flower & dipped in honey he touched
it with love n turned into u,
he then gifted it to me & said this friend is for u
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Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
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Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya
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Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari
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Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,
nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna
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Fasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna,
dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna,
bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum,
aankhon me hamesha hamara intejar rakhna
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Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki,
s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se
sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s
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Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge
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Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
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Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa,
khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai
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Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete,
aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete,
agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri,
to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete
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Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM
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Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho,
naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho,
hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida,
apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho,
asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me,
chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho
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Frindship opens many doors each with a different
view but none could be more beautiful view
than the door that leads to u
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Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se
pucho kya hai judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi
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Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR
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Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,
pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai
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Make a heart which never breaks,
make a smile which never hurts,
make a touch which never pains,
make a friendship which never ends
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Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye
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Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon,
dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,
keh du zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon
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Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
shayad nazron se vo baat ho jaye,
is ummid se karte hain intezar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye
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Sehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge,
sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge,
humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye,
hum aapke har gum bhula denge
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Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi,
bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,
bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost,
kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi
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Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,
jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,
kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi
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Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,
hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,
milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar
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Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he hum aap ko
manzil samajte he,
bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me
aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare
hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din
nayi nayi to milti
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Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare
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Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai
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Happy moments praise allah,
difficult moments seek allah,
quiet moments worship allah,
painful moments trust allah,
every moments thank allah
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Ae khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye ke mere dost ki
palkon main kabhi aansu na aaye,
aansu nikle to khushi ke nikle gum ke aansu mere hisse
me aa jaye
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Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai,
pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai,
aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,
ab to aapke msg ka intezaar niaghon mein hai
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Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai,
har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai,
wo pal jo yaar ki baho me guzarta hai,
maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai
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Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,
aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge,
agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam,
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge
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Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai
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Kyun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai,
kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai,
kya rishta hai uska mera jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa
jaati hai
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Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai dil na chahkar
bhi khamosh reh jata hai,
koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai toh koi kuch na
kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai
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Reth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar
se dushmani hai hamari,
chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taqdir
nahi hamari
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Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho
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Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat
samajna
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Lehar ati hai kinare se palat jati hai,
yad ati hai dil me simat jati hai,
faraq itna hai ki lehar bewaqt ati hai,
aur aap ki yaad har waqt ati hai
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Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain
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Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de
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Best day aaj, best gift zindagi,
best eahsaas khushi,
best feeling pyar,
best relationship dosti,
best person hum,
best friend tum hum tum
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Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon
me asar aaj bhi hai
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Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum
rakhte hai,
aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab
se hum roz karte hai
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Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one
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Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise
yaad kare use khabar ho jaye
rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka
humsafar ho jaye
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Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
friendship is like umbrella come lets share it
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Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
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Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe is pyar me kaisa
dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil
walon se dil laga baithe
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Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti
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Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye,
bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye,
hume koi na apna bana saka,
hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye
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Days r too busy,
hours r too fast,
sec r too few,
but there’s always time for me to remember a nice
friend like u
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Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahin,
kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahin,
gunaah to sabhi karte hain,
humari nazar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin
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Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga
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Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,
har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai,
dil rota hai zakham haste hai,
isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai
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Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,
bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade,
dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha,
dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade
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Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi,
par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo,
mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai,
kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo
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Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai
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Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki
yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai,
khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda
nakare
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Har pal muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurakar gam bhulana zindagi hai,
jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai,
haar kar muskurana zindagi hai
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Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak
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A child uses its thumb chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb sign,
a winner uses his thumb show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb read this sms
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Jab se tumhe jana hai,
jab se tumhe paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai
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Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,
ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain,
lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin
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How can u tell the rain not fall when clouds
exists,
how can u tell the leaves not fall when the wind
exists,
how can u tell me not miss when u exists
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Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte
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Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is sign of lonliness,
every smile is sign of kindness,
every sms is sign of remembrance
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To walk is easy but walk alone is tough,
being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is
painful,
being loved is secure but to love is insecure
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Some people have nice eyes,
some people have nice smiles,
others have nice faces, but u have all of them with a
nice heart
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Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai
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Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya,
mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya,
hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me,
aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya
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These are some of the romantic countries in the
world,
holland: hope our love lasts & never dies,
italy: i trust & love u,
libya: love is beautiful & u also,
france: friendship remains & never comes to an end
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Jakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi,
aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi,
aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main,
jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane par bhi na aayi
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Bhool jane ka hounsla na hua,
door rah kar bhi wo juda na hua,
unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte,
koi dusra unke jaisa na hua
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Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,
it adds flavour keeps it from being too dry & makes it
easier to swallow lifes sorrows

Kaanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai,
dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai,
laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umra bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai
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Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai,
kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai,
kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya
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Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein
aap yaad nahi aate,
mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate
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Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta.
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Never search ur happiness in others which will make
u feel alone,
but search it in urself u will feel happy even if u
are left alone.
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Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye.
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Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai.
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Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aise logon se
kyu milata hai.
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Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,
hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna,
jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge.

Dard Shayari collection 1 Hindi SMS

Dard Shayari collection 1 Hindi SMS

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Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti phoolon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.


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Yeh shaam itnee tanha kyon hoti h
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Aur kismat se apnee sabko shikayat kyon hoti h

Ajeeb khel khelti hai ye kismat bhi

Jinhe hum paa nahin sakte
Usseise mohabbat kyon hoti hai


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Wo muzh se pooch raha tha batao kaisa laga
Tum peechle zakhm ko chodo,Yeh ghao kaisa laga
Ajab sawal kyia andhiyon ne patton se
Shajar se toot ke Girna batao kaisa Laga?????


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Mili Thodi Si Khushi To Mila Ke Pee Gaye

Nahi Thay Hum Bhi Kal Tak Peene Ke Aadi

Sharaab Ko Tanha Dekha To usper Taras Khaa Ke Pee Gaye.

Gham Mila To Ghabraa Ke Pee Gaye..


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Mar jaoon main agar, to aansu mat bahana,

bas kafan ki jagah apna dupatta chada jana,

koi pooche ki rog kya tha,

to sir jhuka ke mohabbat bata jana.

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Log apna bana k chor detey hain

Apno se rishta tod k ghairon se jod detey hain

Ham toa ik phool na tod saktey

Najaney log dil kaisey tod detey hain

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Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum.

Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum.

juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai,

Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.

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Aap ko pa ker ab khona nahi chahtay,

Itna khush ho k ab rona nahi chahtay,

Ye aalam hai hamara aap ki judai mein,

Aankho mein neend hai aur sona nahi chahtay..

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Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,

har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,

apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,
karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.

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Ae nadan dil rotay nahi hai,

Kuch apnay ho k bhi pas hotay nahi hai,

Zara say fasly per udasi kaisi?

Dil ma basny wale kabhi door hotay nahi hai..

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Mehkhane me jam tut jata he,

ishq me Dil tut jata he,

Na jane kya rishta hai in Dono me,

jam tute to ishq yaad Aata hai,

Dil tute to jam yaad Aata hai. . .

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Aaj Q kisi ki yaad sone nahi deti

Is zamane ki bandish b rone nahi deti

Kesi kashish hai teri

Jo tujhe mera aur mujhe kisi aur ka h?ne nahi deti.

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Jhuki nazron se ikrar mat krna,

Nazre utha kr inkar mat krna,

Raat bhar tarapte ho kisi ki yadon me,

Or dosron ko kehte ho kisi se pyar na krna??.!!

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Nazar chahti hai didaar karna,

dil chahta hai pyaar karna,

kya batayein is dil ka aalam,

naseeb mein likha hai intezar karna.

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Ussey yaad karun toh aankh bhar aati h

Meri mohabbat mujhe hi rulati h

Uske bina hoon udass main,

Bheer mein bhi tanha hoon main

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Pehle bhi kabhi suni thi, ye pyaar ki baatein,

Pehle bhi dil ko bahut dukhaya hai.

Aaj phir tumne kuredein hain, wo zakhm,

Aaj phir iss dil ko tumne rulaya hai

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Aap to chand ho jise sab yaad karte h

Aur hamari kismat to taro jaisi h

Humein yaad karna to door

Log apni khawahish ke liye

Hamare tutne ki fariyad karte h

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Wo Waqt wo lamhe Kuch ajeeb Honge

Duniya me hum khush Naseeb honge

Door se jab Itna Yaad karte hai aapko

Kya Hoga Jab aap humare Kareeb honge?

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Dil tootna sazaa hai mohabbat ki,

dil jodna ada hai dosti ki.

Maange jo kurbani woh hai mohabbat,

jo bin maange ho jaye kurban wo hai dosti hamari.

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Bahane bahane se aapki baat karte hai

har pal aapko mehsus karte hai

itni baar to aap saans bhi nahi lete honge

jitni baar hum aaapko yaad karte hai!

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Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lagay

Koi Achha Bhi Is Qadar Na Lagay

Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Say

Jis Nazar Say Aap Ko Nazar Na Lagay

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Kalam tha haath mey likhna sikhaya apne

Takat thi haath mey hausla dilaya apne,

Manzil thi saamne raasta dikhaya apne,

Hum to sirf dost the,

AASHIQ BANAYA aap ne!

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Ye aarzu nahi ke kisi ko bhulaye hum

Na tamanna ke kisi ko rulaye hum.

Par dua hai uss rab se,

jisko jitna yaad karte hain,

usko utna yaad aayein hum.

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Betaab tamannao ki kasak rehney do,

Manzil ko paney ki kasak rehney do,

Aap chahe raho nazron sey door,

Par meri aankhon mein apni ek jhalak rehney do.

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Ansu Ho Jo Tere Daman Mein To Unhe Ankhon Tak Na Lana,

Alfazon Ki Shyahi Se Unhen Hum Tak Pahuchana..,

Sambhalega Yeh Sagar Teri Ankh Ke Har moti Ko Kuch Is Tarah..,

Ki Banjaye Har Moti meri zindagi Ka Khazana…!

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Tum dil se hamein yon pukara na karo,

Yon tum hamein ishara na karo,

Door hain tumse ye majburi hai hamari,

Tum tanhaiyon mein yun tadpaya na karo.

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Door ho jane se rishtey nahi tootte,

Na hi sirf paas rahne se judte,

Ye to dilon ke bandhan hain,

Isiliye hum tumhein aur tum hamein nahi bhoolte

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Yuhi aankhon se ansu bahte nahi,

Kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahi,

Ek tum hi ho jo ruk se gaye ho zindagi mein,

Varna rukne ke liye hum kisi ko kahte nahi.

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Hua jo gam tumhein, dard kahi aur hoga,

Hanso jo tum, khush koi aur hoga,

Socho to zara us anjaan ke bare mein,

Vo anjaan mere sivaa aur kaun hoga ?

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Koi subah aati hai tumhari yaad lekar,

Koi shaam jati hai tumhari yaad dekar,

Hamein to us subah ka intezaar hai,

Jo aaye tumhein saath lekar

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Har kisi ko milta nahi pyar ka maza,

Naseeb valon ko milta hai ye meetha zaher mohabbat ka,

Bharosa rakhna apne pyar pe,

Bin bharose vala pyar tikta nahi is sansar mein.

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Jalate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah

Teri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye

Seh jate hai har chubhan ko apne pairon tale

Teri Rahon main phool bhichane ke liye..

Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,

Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,

Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,

Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte..

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Yakin har rishte ki buniyaad hota hain ,

tut jaaye agar to judna mushkil hota hain ,

kehna aasan hain humain yakin nahi hain tumpe,

lekin dard is cheez ka be-panah hota hain.

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Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,

Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,

Ispar aansu tadap kar bola,

Bhari mehfil mein aapka dil akela na rahe,

Itna bus usse samjhaya karo..

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Gam me hasne valoko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,

Lehro se pani ko kabhi hataya nahi jata,

hone vale ho jate he khud hi dil se apne ,

Kisiko kehkar apna banaya nhi jata

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Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,

ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,

pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,

magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai..

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Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,

yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,

ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,

jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the

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Unki julfo ke tale hum zamana bhula dete hain,

vo ek nazar se kitne armaan jaga dete hain,

ishq to unko bhi hai humse ye jaanta hain hum,

phir bhi na kah kar kyoin vo iss dil ko saza dete hain

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Romantic SMS Hindi

Romantic SMS Hindi

Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum,
Hum na rahe to yaad karoge tum,
Aaj to kehte ho waqt nahi,
Par ek din mere liye waqt se fariyad karoge tum.

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Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,
Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum.

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Daar usse kehte hain,
Jo dil pe cha jaye
Aashiq usse kehte hai,
Jiska naam apne aap zuban pe aa jaye.

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Ek shaam aati hai tumari yaad leka ,
Ek shaam jaati hai tumari yaad dekar,
Par humen us shaam ka interzar hai,
Jo aye saath tume lekar.

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Kashish dil ki har cheez bhula deti hai,
Band aakhon mein bhi sapne saja deti hai,
Sapno ki duniya jarur rakhna dost,
Kyun ki hakikat to aksar logo ko rula deti hai.
Hum iss qadar tumpe mar mittege
Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhege
Rakhna har pal iss dil mein hamari yaad
Hamare baad hamare pyar ki daastaan duniya vaale likhege…

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Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to main kya karoon??
Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo?
Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tuzhko…
Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo???

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Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum….
itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam….
hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne….
maange tu jaan vi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam….!!!!

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Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin
teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin
mein hu phool tere gulshan ka
tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin..

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Teri aashiqui mein har had se guzar jayege
tu jitna bhulegi utna tujhe yaad aayege
dekh lena meri maut ke baad ae jaan-e-mann
tu bulayegi hum kabar chodke aayege…

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Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le
Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le
Khuda na kare voh phade bhi dale
To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle…

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Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai
ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai
iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai
mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai…

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Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar
koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta
teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane
tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta…

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Masti ko muhabbat me fanaaa koun karega ..??
yeh farz mere sewa adaa koun karee ga …???
Haathoo ki lakiroun ko zaraa dekh najomi……
yeh dekh mere saath wafa koun karee ga?????

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Dilon mein aarzu ke diye jalte rahenge
aakhon se aansu nikalte rahenge
aap shamaa bankar dil mein roshani toh karo
hum to mom bankar pighalte rahenge..

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Apni nazar me meri nigaah phir kyon dhoondhte ho..
Apni tanhai me meri kami kyon mehsoos karte ho..
Apne ahsaason me meri chhuuan kyon talashtey ho..
Apne lafzon se aksar yeh faasley kyon taye karte ho..

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Mohabato mein jeene wale kush nasib hai.
Mohabato mein marne wale bhi ajeeb hai.
Azeem hai hamari dastan JAANEMAN,
Faaslo par rehte hai phir hi Dil ke qareeb hai.

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Khwabon mein aate ho TUM
yaadon mein aate ho TUM
jahan mein jau jahan mein dekhu
mujhe nazar aate ho TUM


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Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
Dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
Hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte..

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Kuch nasha teri baat ka hai
Kuch nasha dhimi barsaat ka hai
Hum to kabse nashe me dub jaane ko tayyar hai
Intezar to sirf aapki mulakat ka hai..

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Kitne pyar unhe karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Roz intezaar kyun karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Na chaah kar bhi dil kyun dukhaay unka
Itna kyun aazmaate hai unko..aaj hamein maloom hua..


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Mulakat maut ki mehman ban gayi hai
Nazar ki duniya veeran ban gayi hai
Meri sans bhi ab meri nahi rahi
Ye zindagi aapki mohabbat par kurban ho gayi hai


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teri mohabbat pe sakh kar ke..
humne aapne aapko kamzor sabit kya hai…
maf karde hume is kahta pe..
aakhir tere judai hi iska karan hai…


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Duriyon ki na parwa kijiye
Dil jabhi pukare bula lijiye
Hum zyada dur nahi aapse
Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye!!

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Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi..


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kab unki palko se izhar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone me hamare liye bhi pyaar hoga,
gujar rahi hai raate unki yaado me kabhi to unko hamara intezar hoga ?


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Aankho me armaan diya karte hai,
hum sabki neend churaliya karte hai,
jab jab aap ki palke jhapkegi to samajh lena hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai..


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wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi.
unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi,
aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi,
darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi..

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Tere intezar me palke bichhaye baithe hai.
wo ayege isiliye ummid jagaye baithe hai.
na todna kabhi milne ka wada
ki hum ab to apni jaan ki bazi lagaye baithe hai…

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Bhulana aapko na asaan hoga.
bhule jo aapko wo naadaan hoga,
aap baste ho dil me hamare,
aap hame na bhule ye aapka ehsaan hoga..

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Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .
Chandni Raton Mein Aye Gi Meri Yaad .
To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge .

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Jab mene dekha tumko pahli baar
Tumse karne lagi hu me pyar
Tum raja ho, mera dil hai ek darbaar
Par tum kyu rooth te ho baar baar
Manaanaa padta hai sou sou baar
Phir bhi aataa hai tumpe aur pyaar
Pyaar vishwas pe hota hai nirbhar
Jab tum rooth ke jaate ho mere dilbar
Me toot ti nahi hu par sochti hu mere yaar
Kabhi jiyegaa dil dadhkan se hoke door..

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Apne aankhon ki bekarari ko ab chipaon kaise
Tumhe dhoonde meri nazar inhe rokon kaise
Tera aashiq hun tujhe bataon kaise
Inkaar se tere darta hoon
Bepanaah pyar hai tujse kehdoon kaise…

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Koi samjhaye mujhe yeh ishq kya hai
koi dikhlaye mujhe yeh jannat kaha hai
har koi keheta hai pyar ek khoobsurat duniya hai
koi milwa de mujhe…woh pyar karne waale kaha hai….

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Tere Pyar Ki Barish Mein Nahane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,
Teri Banhon Ki Garmi Mein Phighal Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Tere Ishq Ke Gehre Sagar Mein Doob Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,
Teri Jheel Si Kaali Aankhon Mein Sama Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Chand Se Tere Chehre Pe Fida Ho Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,
Mohabbat Mein Teri Hadh Se Guzar Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Teri Shehed Baatein Mere Dil Ko Bohat Lubhati Hain,
Bheegi Si Muskaan Teri Deewana Mujhe Kar Jaati Hain,

Ghussa Bhi Tera Hai Pyaar Bhara Saari Duniya Se Judaa,
Anokhi Teri Adaon Pe Marr Mitne Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Maanga Hai Tujhe Khuda Se Bare Sajdon Ke Baad,
KamZarf Zamane Ki Nazron Se Tujhe Chupa Lene Ko Ji Chahta Hai.

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Tumse Kitni Mohabbat Hai Ye Me Bata Nahi Sakti,
Apni Zindai Me Tumhari Ahemiyat Jata Nahi Sakti,
Meri Zindagi Ka Har Lamha Tumhi Se Shuru Hota Hai,
Tumse Duur Reh Ke Ek Pal Bhi Akele Bita Nahi Sakti
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Mumkin Hai Me Khud Ko Bhool Jaau Par
Tujhe Bhoolne Ki Khata Me Kar Nahi Sakti,
Tum Mere Dil Me Hi Nahi Mere Rom-Rom Me Base Ho,
Tumse Bichad Ke Me Ye Zindagi Jee Nahi Sakti,

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Yekeen Nahi Hota Ki Tum Chahte Nahi Hume
Apne Dard Ko Apni Zubaan Se Bayan Kar Nahi Sakti,
Aaj Vaada Hai Mere Dil Se Ae Mere Sanam
Tumhare Siva Me Kisi Aur Ko Chah Nahi Sakti

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Tum Zindagi Ho Meri Tumhare Bina Mera Dil Dhadak Nahi Sakta,
Saath Tumhare Mein Hamesha Rahugi Itna Samajh Lo,
Jo Tum Saath Nahi To Ye Jannat Bhi Jee Nahi Sakti…

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