HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 1

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 1

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Teacher: Samsya aur Chunoti me kya antar he?

Student: 1 bistar,

3 ladke,

1 ladki,

Ye he samsya.

1 bistar

3 ladkiya

1 ladka

Ye he chunoti.

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Boy to a Girl- Agar Ek Dinke liye Aap ko LADKA banne ka Vardan mil jaye to Sabse Pehle Aap kya karogi?

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Girl: KHADE-KHADE MUTUNGI

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DukanDaR-BHaIya yaHa CIGRate Mat PIJIye

GRaHak-to FIR BecHate Q Ho?

D-MaDRCHeoD Me to ConDeoM B BecHta Hu,to yaHI aPnI BIvI Ko B CHeoDeGa?

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Interview me puchha: Apko kitne saalo ka tazurba h?

SANTA: Sir maaf krna maine saaloko to 'Try' nhi kiya lekin muje 3 saliyo ka tzurba h

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At Nite

Husband puts Hand in wif's Gown

Starts moving it on Her Buebs

Pu$$y etc.& stops

W-Why did u stop?

H-Remote Mil Gya so Jao ab Tum

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Grl:Tmhe 8 Bubs Mile To Kya Kroge

Boy:Dabaunga

Chusunga

Chatunga

Uspe Latak Jaunga

Grl:To Waha Pe 1Kutiya Soyi Hue Hai Chlo Suru Ho Jau.

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Eye Operation k baad:

Santa: Mujhe kuch ni dikh raha.

Dr. Ne Nurse ko nanga karke pucha

ab?

Santa: ni

Dr:Bhoosdi k

fir Lun kaise khada hua?

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Fullforms

CUBA: Caught Under Br a Aria

PARIS: Police Allowed R ape In School

USA: Under Skrt Activity

JAPAN: Jumping And Pumping At Night

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Dost: Oye Teri Grlfrnd Kaise Mari?

Santa:Yar MUH me MUH tha

Gndd me ungli thi

Chooouut me Lun tha

Pata nahi sali ATMA kahase nikal gyi

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D buoobs song:

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Mehbuobs mere

Mehbuobs mere

Mujhe masti me tu jeene de

Jo doodh hai Tere seene me

Mujhe dabaa-dabaa ke pene de..

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Valentines Day Is Either Of These

Two Things

1) Crying In The Bathroom

Because Your Boyfriend Left U

OR

2) Making Love In The Bathroom

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Upar Wale Ne 1 Dost Banaya H

Jise Maine Ap Me Paya H

Tu Mere DIL Me Aisa Samaya H

Jaise

Jaise

28 K

B r a Me Zabrdasti 36 Ka BOLL Ghusya h

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Hello Hello Mera Lelo

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"Salam"

Bolo Bolo Apni Kholo

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"Zuban"

Dekho Apni Khol K Dekho

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"Aankhien"

Kitna Badha Hai Mera

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"Dil"

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Kisi C0nd0m Company

Cricket World-cup Ko Sponser Karegi To Uski Advertice Me Aise Likh Te..

Cover Your Stump.

Before You Pump

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Nargis: Mujhe apne Brsts ki Insurance krwani hai.

Man: Sorry madam hm sirf Privat Property ke insurance krte hai PUBLIC PROPERTY ki nhe.

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Why do boys run faster dan girls?

Think

Think as an engineer

Becoz boys have

Ball Bearings between their legs to reduce friction..

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Ladki ko pucha gya what mean 3639?

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Ldki-

Its Code Word 3Inch ki ChuTt me 6Inch ka Land,3Mint ka Maza, 9Month ki Saza..!

:-)

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Lady Grammar Teacher

SOMU MERA D00DH NHI PEETA H

Is me Somu kya h?

STUDENT:

Somu choootiya h

Aap hume ek mauka do.

N!ch0d k rakh denge..

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Lady:Condom de na

Dukandar:har bar aapke husbnd aake le jate the

Aaj aap aai hai?

Lady:itne din mai out of town thi.Ab wo out of town h

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similarities BR@ & BAR

Both hv same alphabet

Both r drinking zone

Both hv restrctn time of opening & closing

when open both man drive Crazy

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Santa: pani me l nd duba raha tha

wife: kya karte ho?

santa:khda nahi hota

wife:to pani me kyu duba rahe ho

s:dekh raha hu puncture to n

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What is "big" in Ladies

" small" in girls

and "not" there in babies

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The Letter "L"

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what u thinking

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U dirty mind

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How i wish i could touch u

feel ur body

and hold u w/ my hand

2 kss ur lips so fresh

and to zip the tastiest part of u i lUv u

my Cocacola

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Suhag Raat Par Dulha: Janu UthaaOn?

Dulhan Ghabra K Boli: Kya??

Dulha: GhOOngat Or Kya??

Dulhan Sharma K Boli: Main Samji TANGAIN

;)

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Divorse ke baad husband:

"Bacha mera hai"

Wife :wah re wah

bartan mera, dudh mera, thoda sa nimbu kya nichod diya, pura paneer tera

HIHIHI

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   Whyy do 90% of the girls have a bigger left b r e a s t?

) ( ( .)( . ) ) (

because.

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90% of the boys are right handed

Hihihihi

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Ladki ko lagi thand

ladke ne nikal liya l nd

l nd ko bhigoya thuk me

dal diya uski cht me

fir shuri ki chdai

sardi ki aapko hardik badai

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Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha h

Man: wo meri salary h pocket me

Lady: SAALE HARAAMI TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA Bad Gaye

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Sambha: sardar thakur ka kya karna h

gabbar :kuch nahi uske hath kaat do aur use roj 3 blue film dikao wo khud hi tadap tadap ke mar jayega

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K iss is a key of LUV

LUV is a lock of marriage

Marriage is a box of children

The children are future of Ind

So don't stop of k i s sing

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Reporter say to mallika-subah uuth ke sabse pahle aap kya karti hai.?

Mallika reply- subah uthkar sabse pahle main apne ghar chali jati hoo

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Wife Husband Ka Lun Pakar K Boli:

Mere Laal Mere Sonay Uth Ja Na..

Husband: Abay Is Ko C h 0 0t Me Lena Hai Ya School Bhejna Hai..

:-D

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Aish Ne 4 Saal Ka Bacha Goad Liya 1 Din Bacha DoOdh K Liye Roya

Aish: Tum Baray Ho Gaye Ho,Khana KhaO

Bacha: Acha Mat PilaO Sirf Dikha do

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Suhag Raat Ko Husbnd Ka Dekh Kar

Wife: Haye Me Mar Gai Kitna Bada H

Husbnd Khush Ho Kar: Sach??

Wife: Humare Mohale Me Kisi Ka Bada nah tha

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Boy: Mom, Aap Bl0use Me Paise Q Rakhti Ho??

Mom: TaKi Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale

Boy: Bechare Papa, Roz Kaam wali K Bl0use Me DhOndte Rehte

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she is H ot

She is sweet

She always need a Lip 4 k i s s

Whole world mad 4 her

Guess who is she?

Do u know?

TEA

Yaar

Chai piyo mast jiyo

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Agar Duniya Ko Kuch Kr K Dikhana Hai To Sun Meri Baat

Hathi K Upar Ulta Khara Ho Kar Photo Khichva

Phir Photo Ko Ulta Kar K Duniya Ko Dika

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What Is C H U T

C H U T

Is a Maal Made Of Khaal Inside Laal Covered With Baal

Jo CHDE Wo Nihaal Jo

CHDWAYE Wo Behaal

Samjhe Mere Lal