NEW HOT NEW VEG [Daily UPDATE]

NEW HOT NEW VEG [Daily UPDATE]

Hot SMS

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Ascii Art Hot SMS:

Niche Mat Jana
Wrna Pel Diye Jaoge

Nahi Manoge


Fir Soch Lo

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AakhirMarwahiLina


Njoy
=========================================================2012 Ka Jan Leva Sawal:
Agr Ap K Dost K Lode Pe Saap Kate Or Wo Mar Rha Ho To
Kya Ap Zeher Choos K Nikaal Doge
Ya Dost Ko Marne Doge

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 5

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 5
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SON: Papa aap jab HONeYMOON per gaye the

tab mein kaha tha

PAPA:

Beta jaate samay tu mere pass tha

Aur

AATE SAMAY TU MUMMY KE PASS THA

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Wo Kaun Si Movie Hai

Jo Aap Awaaz Band Kr K Bhi Dekho

Jab Bhi Boht MAZA Aata Hai?

Think?

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MR.BEAN

Kbhi To Acha Socho Yaar

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 1

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 1

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Teacher: Samsya aur Chunoti me kya antar he?

Student: 1 bistar,

3 ladke,

1 ladki,

Ye he samsya.

1 bistar

3 ladkiya

1 ladka

Ye he chunoti.

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Boy to a Girl- Agar Ek Dinke liye Aap ko LADKA banne ka Vardan mil jaye to Sabse Pehle Aap kya karogi?

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Girl: KHADE-KHADE MUTUNGI

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DukanDaR-BHaIya yaHa CIGRate Mat PIJIye

GRaHak-to FIR BecHate Q Ho?

D-MaDRCHeoD Me to ConDeoM B BecHta Hu,to yaHI aPnI BIvI Ko B CHeoDeGa?

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 2

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 2

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Gabbar: Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur

Thakur: Lele =B=h=e=n=c=h=0=d=

lekin

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subah 8 baje meri =g= A=n=d= dh0ne aa jaana

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Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS

to majanu ne khai MINTOFRESH

Jab majnuko karana ho IMPRESS to

laila ko utarna hoga pura DRESS

bole to ekdam FRSH

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Agar Gandhiji ke samay me =A=I=D=S= hota to kya hota?

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Toh chautha(4th) bandar under wear ke saamne haath karke khada hota.

Njoy

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Teacher gave a sentence to Pappu 4translation

Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi

Pappu:

Due to happiness his chest turned into breasst

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Doctor advice a patient:

Dabaa ke d udh piyo

Patient: Doctor sb, d udh tu main khoob peeta hoon per woh dabaanay nahii dayti!

Njoy ;)

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Child:papa aunty ka pet kyu phula h?

Father:tuje sub pata h

C:nahi pata promise

F:in k pet main pani bhara h

C:Oh no Bacha Toh Dub gaya

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Complete the sentence:

____LAND____ BHAARI CH00T

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tumhari soch gundi hai

Ans: BSNL LANDLINE PAR BHAARI Chx00T

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Boy breaks up with his GF & pushes hr down

from24th floor

Amazingly she survives

How??

A: New WHISPER with wings

Never let u down

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Husband touched b ubs & sung:

Piyo glass full d udh

wonderful d udh

Immediately wife touched

his pen is n said:

Thanda

matlab CHota Coke

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Girl ki TShirt per bani Cat ko ldka ghurney laga

G:Kabhi Cat nahi dekhi kya

Boy: Dekha h par D00dh ki rakh wali karte nahi dekha.

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Worlds smallest resignation letter?

Dear Sir,

maa chuuuuda,

lxnd khxuja,

Ab tu hi11a

main chala

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3 Facts of Life

1) Garib aur Bxubs hamesha dbte h

2) Musibat aur Lxnd kabhi bhi khade ho jate h

3) Kismat aur Brxa kabhi bhi khul jate h

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 3

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 3





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Muskura do yaar

non veg

message hai



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Girl:Ary itna bada Muh me kise dalungi

Boy:Jldi muh khlo

G: Oop are kapdy giley ho ga ye

B: Aur logi

G: Na baba Tum hi Khao Golgappe !


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Duniya mein sabse himmat wala kaun

Dhobi:kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar ja kar bol sakta h
saheb bibiji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abi ata

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Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha nahi chahiye

Dr: Ye Cndum le lo

Woman: Ye pani ke sath lu ya dudh ke saath

Dr: Kele ke sath!!

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Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai

Jab kisi ladki ka r ape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai


"Hey Bhagwan yeh tune kya kiya"

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 4

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 4

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Nurse-Mubarak Ho Aap k Ghar Beta Paida Hua He.

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Sardar-o terii.. Kya Technology He Biwi Hospital Me He Aur Bachcha Mere Ghar Paida huwa He.

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Man2 RA.ND-Kya baat hai CH-UT pe 1 b BAAL Nahi hai?

R-MAA K LO-UDE, Tu 1000 Kharch Karke Yaha Mujhe CHO-DNE Aaya hai Ya CH-UT pe KANGI Karne

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Kele wala: Kele Lelo

Lady: are bhaiya kele to pilpile hai, kadak or lambe do

Kele wala: Are Madam,kabhi to khane k liye le liya karo !

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Class me bacha-Madam mera shoe tight krdo

Mam-Nhi Haramkor tu fir mere buObs dekega?

B-No Madam abki bar to clas walo ko apkiGAnNd dikani H

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Son:Papa mummy k 2 & Cow ke 4kyu?

Papa:Mdrchhod kaha s sikh k aya

Beta:Mai to legs k bat kr rhahu apko to din rat sirf Buobs hi dikhti h

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MALLIKA B_R@@@_

me

B000oooBS kaise dalti hai?

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Bas Aise hi

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