HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 5

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 5
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SON: Papa aap jab HONeYMOON per gaye the

tab mein kaha tha

PAPA:

Beta jaate samay tu mere pass tha

Aur

AATE SAMAY TU MUMMY KE PASS THA

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Wo Kaun Si Movie Hai

Jo Aap Awaaz Band Kr K Bhi Dekho

Jab Bhi Boht MAZA Aata Hai?

Think?

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MR.BEAN

Kbhi To Acha Socho Yaar

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Multiply 2 lip

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subtract clothes

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divide 2 legs

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add 2 bodies

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then get a solution

As

A Baby

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OSCAR Nomination 4 Best Blu Films

1)HAsina ki GAnd me Pasina.

2)Ghar me Sali to Puri Rat Diwali.

3)Fad kE Panty Ch0dne de Aunty

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pappu: Whats the diffe between Confidence and Confidential?

Santa:

U are my son Im Confident

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Ur friend is also my son,thats Confidential

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JOKE OF THE YEAR:

Woh konsi bekaar cheez he jo apki

L u n d

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saath attach h?

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AP KHUD JANAB!

Hihihih

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Old man entered in pco

girl asked : baba ji kahan karna hai

baba ji replied :dekh beti kursi pe to muskil hogi

niche he bori bicha le

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A famous philosopher said:

A man who goes to sleep with "S E x on mind".

Often

He Wakes up with the "Solution" in hand.

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Lady cop lost her p anty!

She let d dog 2 smell her p u ssy n asked 2 search.

The next day dog came back with dozens of used C 00ND0MS.

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A Group Of Elephants Wer Siting On Street

A S e x y Female Elephant Pases By Them

Thn

Loafer Elephant Said

Wow

Wat A Figure

3600-2400-3600

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Boy to Girl Say: i Dont want to Fuxk Virgin

Girl: Woh kyon?

Boy: Kyon ki Mujhe Khoon Kharaba Pasand nahi hai.

Note:

This is only +18Grp

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In party

lady wanted to go toilet

Lady To santa:

plz sir its urgent susu karne ki jagah dikhao

santa: replied u naughty

pehle tum dikhao

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A beautiful girl goes to Prof. cabin

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say

that i will do anythng 2 pass in exams

& prof says

NOW OPEN YOUR

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