NEW HOT NEW VEG [Daily UPDATE]

NEW HOT NEW VEG [Daily UPDATE]

Hot SMS

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Ascii Art Hot SMS:

Niche Mat Jana
Wrna Pel Diye Jaoge

Nahi Manoge


Fir Soch Lo

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AakhirMarwahiLina


Njoy
=========================================================2012 Ka Jan Leva Sawal:
Agr Ap K Dost K Lode Pe Saap Kate Or Wo Mar Rha Ho To
Kya Ap Zeher Choos K Nikaal Doge
Ya Dost Ko Marne Doge

Santa Banta 140Characters

Santa Banta 140 Characters sms:



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Santa: tumhe pata hai mere papa ek ungli se
8 logo ko utha sakte hai!

Banta: Wow! Wo kaise?

Santa: Kyoki mere papa lift operator hai
njoy ;P

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Santa: Papa Bachha zyada Inteligent hota he ya baap?
Fathr: Baap
S: Papa,Phone Kisne Banya?
Fathr: Graham Bell ne
S: Uske baap ne Q nai banaya?

Daily Updated SMS

Random SMS Collection / Daily Updated SMS posted Here

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Santa Banta:


Banta K Ghar Santa Apne 16Baccho or Bv K Sath Lunch P Gya

Banta Ne Itni Badi Family Dekh K Gusse Me Kaha

"Lajja Nhi Aai"

S: Nhi Uske Exam H

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Hot SMS:

Namskar
main
"Kon Banegi Garbhvati"
se bol rahahu
Mere sath HOT BED pe hai apki GF
Agli Aawaaz apki
GF ki
Aah
Uhh
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uii
ohhh
Uuhh
Aahhaaa

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4 ghante gf ka wait krne k bad ladke ne arz kia
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imtehaan ho gayii intezaar ki.
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maa ki aaaankhh
aise pyaar ki !!
HOT SMS:
===========================================Snta Ko 1 Chirag Mila,Ragda To Jin Nikla
Jin=Hukum Mere Aka
Snta=Kuch Esa Kr Mera Loda Zmin Pe Lg Jye
Jinne Uski Dono Tange Kat Di

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Aisi Konsi Website Hai Jisse Boys n Girls chhup Chhup k Dekhte He?
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www.result.com

apni soch badlo besharmo
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Hahah Njoy

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Boy:-Sweetie,Lets play a game...

Girl:-What game?

Boy:-Anything but not hide n seek

Girl:-Why?
Boy:-Bcoz a girl like you is impossible to find

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Mountain dew peekar dur hua fear

Wah Wah

Mountain dew peekar dur hua fear

Externals are near nd basic concepts r still not clear
;-)

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Do Good To All Without Any Expectation
Bcoz Fragrance Always Clings To The Hand
Of Those Whos Distribute Flowers

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Republic DAY SMS

Republic DAY 26 January SMS






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In Triumph & in tragedy
One Nation Under GOD Indivisible.

And Pledge Allegiance to the flag our Motherland.

And to the Republic For which it stands,

With Liberty and Justice For all

United We Stand

Jai Hind

Happy Republic Day

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Tairna Hai To Smandar Mein Tairo Nadi Naalo Mein
Kya Rakha Hai?
Pyar Karna Hai To Watan Se Karo In Bewafa Ladko
Mein Kya Rakha Hai
JAI HIND
Happy Republic Day

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Long Should One Sleep On A National Holiday?
Isnt These Many Years Enough
We Don't Look Forward To 26th Jan As Republic Day.

But Only As Day
We Could Sleep Till Late.

Get Up India.Rise And Shine !

Crazy C.I.D Facts :

Crazy C.I.D Facts :

• Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.
  
• C.I.D bureau has 1 Toyota quails since last 11 years
  
• In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people works.
  
• There is no POLICE,,C.I.D handles every case
  
• Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on face.
  
• None of them ever got married
  
• None of them ever got promotion, not even ACP.
  
• Salunke just presses CONTROL & ALT, & gets Finger prints tested.
  
• People remember a person they just saw once & give exact sketch.
  
• End of episode, all criminals get arrested.. :D

Funny Images

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hahaha

Dard Shayari collection 3 Hindi SMS

Dard Shayari collection 3 Hindi SMS





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Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na,

Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na,

Poora Ho tera Har Khwab,

Aur Jo Poora na Ho Woh Khwab Kabhi Aaye Na…

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Na misaal milegi tere husn ki iss kaynaat main,

tu itni kasis bhari khoobsurti kahain se layi hai,

labo hain maykhane aur ankhain chalakte pamane,

aye khuda jaane aaj kis kis ki shamat aye hai.

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Aaj phir uski yaad ne rula diya,

kesha hain ye chera jisne ye sila diya,

do lafj likhne ka salika na tha,

uske pyar ne mujhe shayar bana diya.

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Ansoo to ek bahana hai , dard ko dikhane ka,

jindagi to ek fasana hai, khud ko samjane ka,

khusi to ek tarana hai, har pal ko gane ka,

hoth to ek khajana hai, harwaqt muskurane ka,

jindagi ho gai hai las, na kasoor hai jamane ka….

Dard Shayari collection 4 Hindi SMS

Dard Shayari collection 4 Hindi SMS
long Messages:

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Long:

Kabhi khushi se khushi ki taraf nahi drkha

wo mera hai par usne meri taraf nahi dekha

Zindagi se mila to hoon magar kuch is tarah

Mane uski usne meri taraf nahi dekha

Usko dekha tha ik baar badi sanjeedgi se

Us se behtar koi doosra nahi dekha

Wo mera ishq hai yaa ibaadat hai meri

Us se jyaada to khuda ki taraf nahi dekha…

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Mauth k baad yaad aa raha hai koi,

Meri kabr se mitti utha raha hai koi,

Aye Khudha do pal ki zindagi aur dede,

Meri kabr se udaas ja raha hai koi…

9.Nakaam mohabat ka bhi afsaana hoga,

sache pyar ka b harzana hoga,

apne aankho se dekh lena Zalim,

teri “DOLI” se khubsurat mera “JANAZA” hoga….

Dard Shayari collection 2 Hindi SMS

Dard Shayari collection 2 Hindi SMS

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Woh mil jaate hain humein ek kahani bankar..

Dil mein bas jaate hain ek nishaani bankar..

Jinhen hum rakhte hain apni aankhon mein…

Kyun nikal jaate hain in aankhon se woh pani bankar

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Pal beet jaega waqt gujar jayega

bus yaadon bhara ye safar reh jayega

na woh log honge na unkibaatein

yaad kerne ko buswoh lamha reh jayega

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Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart

know why?

guess wht it is

simply bcoz a sweet person like you,

is always close to my heart and far from my eyes

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Koi hasae to has lete hai

dil me dard ho to ro lete hai

nind waise bhi kam aati hai

par sapno me tum aaoge

yeh soch ke so lete hai

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Raat hogi to chand dikhai dega

khwabon me tumhe woh chehrea dikhai dega

mohabbat kabhi zara soch ke kerna

ek aansu bhi girega toh woh bhi sunai dega

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HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 5

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 5
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SON: Papa aap jab HONeYMOON per gaye the

tab mein kaha tha

PAPA:

Beta jaate samay tu mere pass tha

Aur

AATE SAMAY TU MUMMY KE PASS THA

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Wo Kaun Si Movie Hai

Jo Aap Awaaz Band Kr K Bhi Dekho

Jab Bhi Boht MAZA Aata Hai?

Think?

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MR.BEAN

Kbhi To Acha Socho Yaar

lOVE sms COLLECTION 1

love sms COLLECTION 1

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Love is like a golden chain that
links our hearts together
&
if you ever break that chain you'll break my heart for ever!

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"We still wait for our special ones to Msg Daily
But we don't know that they are busy with their special one"

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Attraction is temporary love But
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Love is permanent attraction
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Just game of words but makes a lot of difference in life

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Best save Trees Message in a College Campus

Pedo se bhi utna hi pyaar karo
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Jitna pedo ke peeche karte ho

lIFE sms

liFE sMs


Death Is Not Biggest Loss In Life.
The Biggest Loss Is
When
Relations Die And We Are
Alive
So
Always Remain In Touch With Friends!

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"If You R Not Happy Being Single"

"U Will Never Be Happy In A Relation Ship"

Get Ur Own Life 1st
Then Try 2 Share It With Some One.
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"No 1 In This World Is So Rich
That He Can Buy His Past"
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So Love Every Moment Of Your Life
Before It Turns Into Your Past

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Adjust when sum1 wants to b with u n compromise
when u want to b with sum1 ;)

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Without crossing the worst situations

No one can touch the best corners of life

So always taste worst situation for the best results

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1.The way u MANAGE when u have nothing in hands.
2.The way you BEHAVE when u have everything in hand!

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When hiring people look for three qualities..

Integrity
Intelligence and
Energy
If they don't have the first
the other two will kill you.

Some Motive Sms

Some Motive Sms


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Success is the bye-product.
Excellence always creates success.
So, never run after the success, let it happen automatically in the
life

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Don’t die before actual death. Live every moment to the fullest as you are going to
die today night. Life is gifted to humankind to live, live & live  happiness.

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Real names Of Bollywood Actors and Actress

Real names Of Bollywood Actors and Actress

Amir Khan  – Aamir Hussain Khan

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Ajay Devgan  – Vishal Devgan

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Ajit    – Hamid Ali Khan

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Akshay Kumar – Rajiv Bhatia

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Amitabh Bachchan – Amit Srivastav

DIWALI SMS cOLLection 1

DIWALI SMS collection

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Please receive our simple Gift of "WISH "
"wrapped with LOVE" tied
" with CARE" "n sealed with a PRAYER"
to keep U & Ur Family "
"SAFE "& HEALTHY"

HAPPY DIWALI.

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DIYE SE ROSHAN HO AAPKE GHAR DWAR,
KHUSHIYA AYE BAR BAR,
SAFALTA HAR DAM KARE APKA INTEZAR,
SHUBH KAMNAO K
SATH MANAO DIWALI KA TYOHAR.

HAPPY DIWALI

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HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 1

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 1

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Teacher: Samsya aur Chunoti me kya antar he?

Student: 1 bistar,

3 ladke,

1 ladki,

Ye he samsya.

1 bistar

3 ladkiya

1 ladka

Ye he chunoti.

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Boy to a Girl- Agar Ek Dinke liye Aap ko LADKA banne ka Vardan mil jaye to Sabse Pehle Aap kya karogi?

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Girl: KHADE-KHADE MUTUNGI

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DukanDaR-BHaIya yaHa CIGRate Mat PIJIye

GRaHak-to FIR BecHate Q Ho?

D-MaDRCHeoD Me to ConDeoM B BecHta Hu,to yaHI aPnI BIvI Ko B CHeoDeGa?

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 2

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 2

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Gabbar: Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur

Thakur: Lele =B=h=e=n=c=h=0=d=

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subah 8 baje meri =g= A=n=d= dh0ne aa jaana

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Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS

to majanu ne khai MINTOFRESH

Jab majnuko karana ho IMPRESS to

laila ko utarna hoga pura DRESS

bole to ekdam FRSH

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Agar Gandhiji ke samay me =A=I=D=S= hota to kya hota?

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Toh chautha(4th) bandar under wear ke saamne haath karke khada hota.

Njoy

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Teacher gave a sentence to Pappu 4translation

Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi

Pappu:

Due to happiness his chest turned into breasst

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Doctor advice a patient:

Dabaa ke d udh piyo

Patient: Doctor sb, d udh tu main khoob peeta hoon per woh dabaanay nahii dayti!

Njoy ;)

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Child:papa aunty ka pet kyu phula h?

Father:tuje sub pata h

C:nahi pata promise

F:in k pet main pani bhara h

C:Oh no Bacha Toh Dub gaya

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Complete the sentence:

____LAND____ BHAARI CH00T

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tumhari soch gundi hai

Ans: BSNL LANDLINE PAR BHAARI Chx00T

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Boy breaks up with his GF & pushes hr down

from24th floor

Amazingly she survives

How??

A: New WHISPER with wings

Never let u down

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Husband touched b ubs & sung:

Piyo glass full d udh

wonderful d udh

Immediately wife touched

his pen is n said:

Thanda

matlab CHota Coke

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Girl ki TShirt per bani Cat ko ldka ghurney laga

G:Kabhi Cat nahi dekhi kya

Boy: Dekha h par D00dh ki rakh wali karte nahi dekha.

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Worlds smallest resignation letter?

Dear Sir,

maa chuuuuda,

lxnd khxuja,

Ab tu hi11a

main chala

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3 Facts of Life

1) Garib aur Bxubs hamesha dbte h

2) Musibat aur Lxnd kabhi bhi khade ho jate h

3) Kismat aur Brxa kabhi bhi khul jate h

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 3

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 3





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non VEG

noN VEG

nON VEG

NON VEG

NON VEg

NON Veg

NON veg

NOn veg

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Muskura do yaar

non veg

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Girl:Ary itna bada Muh me kise dalungi

Boy:Jldi muh khlo

G: Oop are kapdy giley ho ga ye

B: Aur logi

G: Na baba Tum hi Khao Golgappe !


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Duniya mein sabse himmat wala kaun

Dhobi:kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar ja kar bol sakta h
saheb bibiji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abi ata

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Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha nahi chahiye

Dr: Ye Cndum le lo

Woman: Ye pani ke sath lu ya dudh ke saath

Dr: Kele ke sath!!

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Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai

Jab kisi ladki ka r ape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai


"Hey Bhagwan yeh tune kya kiya"

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 4

HOT Dirty / Non VEG Collection 4

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Nurse-Mubarak Ho Aap k Ghar Beta Paida Hua He.

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Sardar-o terii.. Kya Technology He Biwi Hospital Me He Aur Bachcha Mere Ghar Paida huwa He.

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Man2 RA.ND-Kya baat hai CH-UT pe 1 b BAAL Nahi hai?

R-MAA K LO-UDE, Tu 1000 Kharch Karke Yaha Mujhe CHO-DNE Aaya hai Ya CH-UT pe KANGI Karne

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Kele wala: Kele Lelo

Lady: are bhaiya kele to pilpile hai, kadak or lambe do

Kele wala: Are Madam,kabhi to khane k liye le liya karo !

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Class me bacha-Madam mera shoe tight krdo

Mam-Nhi Haramkor tu fir mere buObs dekega?

B-No Madam abki bar to clas walo ko apkiGAnNd dikani H

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Son:Papa mummy k 2 & Cow ke 4kyu?

Papa:Mdrchhod kaha s sikh k aya

Beta:Mai to legs k bat kr rhahu apko to din rat sirf Buobs hi dikhti h

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MALLIKA B_R@@@_

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B000oooBS kaise dalti hai?

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